MiSSiON → wake up & be reiki ~ get lost in your own light
MiSSiON
→ increasing capacity
to be with
to move energy
to direct emotion
to hold the line
to embody protected & provided for
to feel infinitely resourced
FUKYES
YOU ARE A PORTAL OF HEAVEN ON EARTH.
and i mean that in all the sparkling extraordinary ways … as well as all the lamest and tamest ways and all the most and least religious ways …. all the most and least rockstar ways… and also in the simple way of just basic basic BASIC everyday energy mastery.
THIS IS APOCALYPSE TRAINING
an all-in-one
self-paced UR-the-ANTiDOTE (dis)course
+ KUNDALINI REIKI lifestyle training
+ DCFO methodology workshop
+ neurodivergent liberation experience
+ naturally psychedelic COLLECTIVE momentum
+ bespoke ATTUNEMENT journey with apocalypta
+ FUKYES sacred alchemy unskool
MiSSiON
→enjoy transmuting your share of the density on earth daily so that you don’t have to live IN it! wee0o0o0o
→ hold energetic boundaries that feel fuckin fantastic & truly madly deeply beautifully benefit all
→ train your brain to allow a lightness of heart lifestyle
→ feel protected in actual proper benevolent self-centredness
→ decondition any imprint from common culture or familial legacy that would have you denying emotional-energetic intelligence in yourself
→ embrace the natural energy master you inherently are and always have been and always will be
→ dearly deeply honest with yourself unmasking & expressing authentically
→ repairing fractures & splits in your psyche to feeeeeel what wholeness can be and do on this planet
you in?
neurodivergent apocalypse training
MiSSiON → melt like honey into best case scenarios
MISSION → surrender into I AM THAT I AM owning your exquisite sensitivity
MiSSiON → be the pure aura children need as their only education fully welcoming and allowing brilliant natural innocent intelligence
MiSSiON → understand emotionally mentally physically spiritually morally that I am in fact innocence personified
MiSSiON → efficient effective personal responsibility … like easy to know where the boundaries are and hold the line
MiSSiON → disentangle from conflict and confusion liberated into luxurious living spaciousness
MiSSION → make amends with the land and the poeple of the lands reconciling responsiblity of perspective and presence
MiSSiON → feel immensely without flinching without resisting without dismissing without collapsing without getting consumed
MiSSiON → no more meltdowns or exhuastion beause there’s a version of high functioning that actually respects you
MiSSiON → vitality via kundalini reiki lifestyle
MiSSiON → reclaiming depths of personal power
message from lady isis with the golden wings
mission with apocalypta is supported by a counsel of extraordinary beings. we naturally relate to any and every condition of reality you face but we are fixed in a frequency transcendent of the density of judgment and opinion. we simply see things as they are
→ energy.
we work with kelsey apocalypta to train your remembering on the number one apocalypse skill → kundalini reiki. we are not worried that you will find this silly. some of you are ready. and we want you to enjoy the process though we realize rebirthing is arduous.
we recommend kelsey because she has learned to listen and life has whipped her into butter, you bet, and trained her focus on a way of being that responds to life all-the-way deeply through a simple framework that applies in every direction you care about.
ready?
HANDBOOK
a trippy artsy fartsy 12 piece PDF (with companion videos) to move through as you are attuned. a mystery (un)skool education on awakening alignment and finally understanding ascension.
a living collection of easy everyday practices, transmissions, workshops, receiving sessions & more… for radically compassionate remembering of your most authentic energy skills.
VIDEO LIBRARY
first friday of the month (& more) we gather regardless of where you’re at on the path, no problem. it’s a reiki party.
STUDY GROUP
kundalini reiki level one two three mastery
includes past life, birth trauma, relationship, DNA, diamond, crystalline, and location reiki
+ purple (crown excellence) reiki
+ gold (fear transmutation) reiki
ATTUNEMENT
KUNDALINI REIKI LIFESTYLE
12 lessons (handbook & videos) accompany you through a six attunement process (give at least 3 months for all 6: kundalini reiki attunements). … and THEN you stay forever, you come & go, you are ever-welcome at study group. You have all access pass to the living library and access to MiSSiON only options with APOCALYPTA.
INTEGRATION TIME. Integration means the act of combining or coordinating separate parts into a unified, functioning whole.
exclusive reiki asmr sessions
beginner kundalini sets
recalibration journeys
bitesize practices
reiki attunements
exclusive tapping sets
dreamy playlists
clearing/protection
trippy art handbook
ego melting accuracy
field expanding acceptance
MiSSiON → an experiential educational container as flexible and open as you are
MiSSiON → get comfy in continuous naturally psychedelic territory
MiSSiON → MASTERY
MiSSiON → increase your tolerance for bliss
your connection to all things…
your surrendered aliveness
your protection via openness
your energy mastery.
MiSSiON → banishing negativity without bypassing anything
adept enough
mature enough
innocent enough
to offer attention to every little thing
bending time and space
in the pleasure of pure flow.
let’s do it
we ride?
MiSSiON → DEEPLY anchored self-assured citizens of freedom.
MiSSiON → reclaiming ultra-deep crazy-pure motives of revolution ~ ~ ~ accessing a benevolence beyond every subtlety of abuse atrocity attachment addiction etc etc etc #earthrightnow.WOW
MiSSiON → the sound we make from the WiNWiN line anchoring everything in a simplicity strong enough to withstand infinity.
MiSSiON → SURRENDERING TO DIVINELY ORCHESTRATED BEST CASE SCENARIOS.
we are worthy.
MiSSiON → one time payment (pay in full $1444usd)
or one year of payments ($144/month)
next 20 people get this price.
